i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
Lena Dunham (x)
Why I love her and why you should too.
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*
when you get a good grade on an exam you didn’t study for
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon
I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
I taught Olivia how to take selfies with her tiny paw and she’s getting super good at it.
i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”