andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch


“Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’” —

Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

(via taylorswift)


deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing


tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’


thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"


snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year


burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u


*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*


okaymad:

when you get a good grade on an exam you didn’t study forimage


everniam:

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer


princcess:

Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon


lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.


taylorswift:

I taught Olivia how to take selfies with her tiny paw and she’s getting super good at it.


dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”